1. I can't believe how much better Steven Seagal is than I am. He is the ultimate true warrior and I don't deserve to be in his presence.
2. Please no, I don't want to fight. I don't want to get hurt, just please take my money and go!
3. Fat Slags is an AWESOME movie!
4. Can I win a fight against Jean-Claude Van Damme? Oh, of course not! The man is a machine, he is the epitome of a true champion and my skills pale in comparison to his. (I still love JC, he's my mate!)
5. I'm so ugly. My hair is horrible. I'm so out of shape. What WOULDN'T I give to get Steven Seagal's workout routine. Damn that guy is FIT!
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Things Dolph Will Never Say
by The Robin on 18 Jan 2009, 14:20
RIP Charles "Mask" Lewis! TapouT will never be the same.
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by Jack Caine on 18 Jan 2009, 16:13
I want to start making comedies.
One of these days I'd like to co-star with Rob Schneider. The guy's hilarious.
Alright, now in this next scene, you pull off your towel and strangle him with it.
I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.
What's my line again, Mr. Devito?
One of these days I'd like to co-star with Rob Schneider. The guy's hilarious.
Alright, now in this next scene, you pull off your towel and strangle him with it.
I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.
What's my line again, Mr. Devito?
"I come in peace!"
"But you go in pieces, a**hole!"
"But you go in pieces, a**hole!"
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Re: Things Dolph Will Never Say
by The_Canadian on 23 Jan 2009, 21:22
"I don't feel like breaking you today..."
"Masters of The Universe is the greatest movie ever made. PERIOD."
"For my next film I'm collaborating with a German director named Uwe Boll. I think great things will happen, and people will love it."
"Masters of The Universe is the greatest movie ever made. PERIOD."
"For my next film I'm collaborating with a German director named Uwe Boll. I think great things will happen, and people will love it."
"Loosly translated... out of the frying pan and boned up the ass with a red hot poker."
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Re: Things Dolph Will Never Say
by Jox on 23 Jan 2009, 21:50
Never say never.
Actually I don't think he'd mind doing a comedy if he was given a good script.
Actually I don't think he'd mind doing a comedy if he was given a good script.
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Re: Things Dolph Will Never Say
by Mosquito on 23 Jan 2009, 23:49
The_Canadian wrote:"For my next film I'm collaborating with a German director named Uwe Boll. I think great things will happen, and people will love it."
Muahaha
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Re: Things Dolph Will Never Say
by Tom on 24 Jan 2009, 12:01
Man bags are awesome!
Yes I'd love that flourescant pink shirt, does it come with matching sarong?
I want back with Grace!
No thank you Sly, give the part to someone else (sorry JC!
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In my next film I'll be playing Bjorn from Abba.
Muhahahahahahaha!
I'm doing a re-make of The Godfather, and it's gonna be much better than Coppollas pile a crap.
Yes I'd love that flourescant pink shirt, does it come with matching sarong?
I want back with Grace!
No thank you Sly, give the part to someone else (sorry JC!
)In my next film I'll be playing Bjorn from Abba.
Muhahahahahahaha!
I'm doing a re-make of The Godfather, and it's gonna be much better than Coppollas pile a crap.
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Re: Things Dolph Will Never Say
by Nathan on 24 Jan 2009, 19:07
What do I think of Seagal? The guy is great, he's stayed in fantastic shape.
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Re: Things Dolph Will Never Say
by Craigie-Boy on 24 Jan 2009, 20:47
Sylvester who?? Nope, sorry, never heard of the guy.
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Re: Things Dolph Will Never Say
by Mosquito on 24 Jan 2009, 21:21
Nathan wrote:What do I think of Seagal? The guy is great, he's stayed in fantastic shape.
"...and I absolutely agree with everybody that he's got such a lovely personality and is such a humble guy."
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Re: Things Dolph Will Never Say
by Nathan on 24 Jan 2009, 22:57
Jean Claude is much taller than me. When I stood next to him I felt like a dwarf.
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Re: Things Dolph Will Never Say
by Luigi on 27 Jan 2009, 04:01
I'm so sad JCVD turned down his offer in The Expendables.
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