poor Dolph, being tugged in all different directions by all his fans. i think comedy is a great idea. Schwarzennegger did it and it was okay - "kindergarten Cop" - very cute. it's true u can't please everybody, only GOD can do that, but if u simplify and split it into comedy that guys like, comedy that girls like, and some religious comedy from the world religions - Christianity, Muslim, Buddha, Hindu and Old Testament, and some cute pet/animal/wildlife comedy you will certainly have an international/universal hit - (easier said than done ).
or what about comedy like Mr. Bean or Benny Hill . i used to love Benny Hill as a teenager - i don't know.
or a Catholic comedy where Dolph coaches a sports team in a Catholic boys school (and perhaps a girl's school too) and ... .