After last week's story about the break in at Big D's house, this week the UK's Daily Mail has another story about him - and they're down to their usual scum-sucking standard.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1177143/Its-easy-beefcake-Rocky-star-Dolph-Lundgren-tries-maintain-trim-physique.html
If you use an electron microscope perhaps.
Big D has a decade and a bit on me and I wish I had a waistline like that!
(If you're lucky enough not to live in the UK. It's the third-biggest selling paper in the country and manages to mix right-wing politics and long-lens photography in a way that just about anyone can find something to support at least one of their prejudices. Too fat, too thin, too tired, too poor, too foreign? The Daily Mail hates everyone).
Upside - the Mail thinks Big D is newsworthy
M.