One of my favorite comedy web sites; Cracked.com has got a DL "topic" now. I don't know who the writer of the article "ZiggyM" is but he threw in my trademark phrase "Dolph "fckng" Lundgren so I automatically like him. I'm glad it's catching on. At this rate over THREE people will be using that phrase within twenty years.
http://www.cracked.com/funny-3048-dolph-lundgren/
Warning: It's not a sensitive piece about how much Dolph likes to cry. It's about him being a badass.
And NO I am not the writer.