by dolphage on 18 Oct 2007, 16:33
Holy hellballs! This is hilarious! Just imagining the Dolphster "reinventing" himself in a musical cracks me up. He could play Maria in West Side Story.... "I feel Preety, oh, so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and gay!".
"Artistic Cinema", I get the feeling, is that sort of experimental "profound and meaningful" shit that they used to shove down or throats at school. (that´s right... they shoved shit down our throats at school. It was a pretty rough school). So: no way! No artsy fartsy stuff for the Big Guy!
Drama: preferably not ... (cause dramas are boring and suck ass/arse)
Comedy... He HAS done comedy! It was called Last Patrol/Last Warrior. But it wasn´t all that great so... No comedy either!
But I COULD see him play the bad guy/psycho/killer/whatever in a Horrorflick, so I´ll go with that.