THE MECHANIK / THE RUSSIAN SPECIALIST (Dolph Lundgren, 2005)

[Tom]

Remind me never to get on the wrong side of you Carrie!

That is unless I want a spanking!


Which I do!


Cold shower time I think!

[Mosquito]

Tom, I absolutely agree. I am so annoyed by those shaky handy cam shots and cuts every 0.5 seconds. Can't they afford a tripod or aren't they able to fake good fights? The cuts and shaky cameras make it impossible to figure out what's actually happening.

[carrie]

TOM IF YOU TALK NICELY TO ME I MIGHT GIVE YOU A RIGHT GOOD SPANKING,JUST DONT MENTION DOLPHS NAME WHILE IM DOING IT BECAUSE I MIGHT TAKE OUT ALL MY PENT UP FRUSTRATION AND ANGER ON YOU AS I CANT GET TO HIM . WHEN I READ WHAT HE HAD WROTE (WHICH I TRANSLATED TO-FUCK OFF DONT HASSLE ME IM CHILLIN ON THE BEACH AND CANT BE BOTHERD)WELL LETS JUST SAY I REALLY NEEDED TO SPANK SOMEONE

[Tom]

Yowzer!

Ps did I mention: Dolph!


Buttocks out and ready!

[Dolph_Fan]

My thoughts on the update status/situation of the website is.

+ Site is updated when Site Manager 'feels' there is a 'need' to 'keep it alive' with something...
+ Dolph inputs very little into the site (although has control over what AND/OR all that is input)
+ Its there more to serve the purpose as an 'official' site
+ Dolph is 'asked' for the input AND/OR provides it very infrequently, and provide its 'just to 'keep things alive'

[Moltisanti]

While it would be great if his site was updated more frequently I can't get too upset about it. The guy has directed 2 movies in a row and between his family and trying to set up other projects I don't know if his site is going to be a priority. It would be nice if it was, an update once a month doesn't seem like a lot to ask but I'd rather he try to line up good film projects than keep his site more current.

[Tom]

By the sounds of what he wrote as well I think Dolph gave that statement a while a go, August most likely and the webmaster has only got round to updating recently. I do believe that Dolph writes on the site himself otherwise it is someone sounding a hell of a lot like Dolph.

[carrie]

ok hes been busy,ok hes directed 2 movies back to back,ok he has a family and ok his site wont take priority,i agree with all of this,what im saying is that he is a a postion to have people do the "PR THING" on his behalf like a simple where dolph is-what hes doing-what he has in the pipeline and post a couple of pics,then when he can find the time for us (the ones who help line his pockets) answer some q&as on his board.his site has laid dormant for almost a year and i think that is CRAP.& yes i am allowed to think that OK.
TOM-"buttocks out and ready" i dont think we are on the same wavelength, i was kinda thinking more extreme measures were called for

[Tom]

Anything Carrie as long as pineapples aren't involved!

[carrie]

rings or chunks???

[Tom]

Either, I can't take a whole one, too rough.

Ps: Do you have a ping pong bat handy, that would come in useful.

[Tom]

I'm so naughty! It;s ironic because I genuinely do need some punishment!

[carrie]

ping pong bat?????????? your sooooo graham norten. punishment!!!!!!!!! go down the gym or get married like normal people do.
jeeez your twisted, i will think of you whenever i go to sainsburys and see a pineapple.
p.s wouldnt the pineapple be to heavy for the bat ??
good night weirdo, im going to bed i have to be up for work(and its really disturbing because i work with food)

[Tom]

Ping Pong bats and Pineapples! Thats nothing I can top that!

How about a bucket of Kippers, a policemans helmet(from his head!) and a jar of pickles!

And a spatula!



My god I am weird!

[carrie]

somebody is in desperate need of serious profesional help .
you went way to far with that spatula.