Ultimate Dolph

khurram112 wrote:UFO (2013) - 3/10 (What in the red hell Van Damme was thinking...)

I'll do you a favor in being your movie if you give my daughter the lead role or something along those lines...

Alien (1979) 9/10

Scott's healthy, bouncing baby...which he butchered, raped, and massacred with the piece of shit that was Prometheus 33 years later.

Safe House... surprisingly intense.

leigh1975 wrote:Safe House... surprisingly intense.

Imho it's one of the best flick's I've watched in the past six months.

Latest flick I watch'd: Contraband - poor, cheesy plot and sooooo damn predictable, I'd to roll my eyes frequently.

Colombiana
My rating: 9/10
I think I've to get this on blu-ray, I loved it.

Resident Evil: Retribution
My rating: 3/10
The video games were so much better than this fuckin' crap...

The Thing (2011)
Largely pointless prequel.

Premium Rush
Can't tell if it was an intentional or unintentional action comedy.

Punisher War Zone
I occasionally try this in case it suddenly grows on me and and stops being awful. I tried again. It hasn't.

Sgt.AndreaScott wrote:Colombiana
My rating: 9/10
I think I've to get this on blu-ray, I loved it.

I've just picked this up cheap on DVD, will have to put it further up the 'next to watch' pile.

A Lonely Place to Die
My rating: 6/10
Kinda cheesy and too predictable for my taste.

Broken Arrow (1996)
My rating: 8/10
Dunno how often I've watch'd this flick, but it always rocks.

Snow White and the Huntsman
My rating: 5/10
Nice SFX, cool soundtrack 'n' a great Charlize Theron. The rest is crap.

Conan (2011)
My rating: 10/10
Fuckin' awesome. I already ordered the blu-ray.

Darkman
Still love it as much as ever. Just imported the US blu ray

Resident Evil Retribution
Holy shit, what a load of soapy old cock-wash.

The Change-Up
Embarrasisng.

Cloud Atlas
Amazing, very underrated

The Package
Didn't like it at all, I really wanted to, but no.

Sgt.AndreaScott wrote:
Snow White and the Huntsman
My rating: 5/10
Nice SFX, cool soundtrack 'n' a great Charlize Theron. The rest is crap.

Conan (2011)
My rating: 10/10
Fuckin' awesome. I already ordered the blu-ray.

How does Kristen Stewart keep getting work???

I have a lotta love for Arnie's Conan, but I have to admit, I enjoyed the new one a hell of a lot.

Die Hard 5: A Good Day To Die Hard
7/10
Very good action, nice showdown, some really nice jokes and BRUCE WILLIS

JCVD
9/10
Jean Claude Van Damme in his best role

leigh1975 wrote:How does Kristen Stewart keep getting work???

I've no idea, I don't even know why she's consider'd an actress. She CANNOT act at all. She has only one dumb facial expression 'n' that's all. No charisma, no charm. Nothing. 'N' some people claim that Dolph can't act...

Sgt.AndreaScott wrote:

leigh1975 wrote:How does Kristen Stewart keep getting work???

I've no idea, I don't even know why she's consider'd an actress. She CANNOT act at all. She has only one dumb facial expression 'n' that's all. No charisma, no charm. Nothing. 'N' some people claim that Dolph can't act...

It's almost as if her mouth is on upside down.

leigh1975 wrote:

Sgt.AndreaScott wrote:

leigh1975 wrote:How does Kristen Stewart keep getting work???

I've no idea, I don't even know why she's consider'd an actress. She CANNOT act at all. She has only one dumb facial expression 'n' that's all. No charisma, no charm. Nothing. 'N' some people claim that Dolph can't act...

It's almost as if her mouth is on upside down.

My friend's a better description of what Kristen's expression looks like, but I doubt I should post it here...

Drive (2011)
My rating: 10/10
It's brilliant.

Storm Catcher
My rating: 2/10
What is this I don't even...

Sgt.AndreaScott wrote:Storm Catcher
My rating: 2/10
What is this I don't even...

Really bad movie.

My review from many years ago:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0179477/reviews-6