Ultimate Dolph

I've just been pointed to online Swedish lessons and can really recommend them. Enjoy!

http://www.slayradio.org/mastering_swedish.php

Great.

So if you get to engage Dolph in conversation you can say: "Language fascists can cum when they see a comma" or (maybe rather): "Shall we have sex at six?" in Swedish.

That site really teaches you the fundamentals... (sarcasm) (ha) (ha)

You'd be better of learning this phrase: "Hej, Dolph. Jag kallas Mosquito och jag har byggt ett altare i din ära. Där offrar jag människor varannan helg. Jag har ett byggt in ett dolt övervakningssystem i ditt hem. Jag ser allt du gör. Hej då."

I'd never say such weird things to the man