It's a little choppy here and there. I think it will be better as a performance piece with beatnik drums and thumbs snapping.
Here I am
Sitting on the carpet
(Which isn’t that odd)
Watching Hard Target
Starring Jean-Claude
Van Damme
What a weird thing to do
To play not one but two
Not in one but in three
And all of them I paid too much to see
Timecop was a hit,
Knock Off is shit.
Even though Rob Schneider was funny
To watch take hits
It was not as money
As when Mia Sara showed her tits
Street Fighter caused your Sudden Death
But that didn't stop you from writing The Quest
Then there was Double Team
A shortsighted dream
I still will always be found cryin'
At the very end of Loin…
Heart
I thought you were smart
You can’t even call these new films art
Universal Soldier: The Return
Is worse than diarrhea burn
Put out a Death Warrant
Your latest movies are total torment
Admit defeat
Just look at Dessert Heat
You lost your debonair
When you made Legionnaire
I feel so alone
Why did you let them kill off Kurt Sloane?
Never mind this retort
I'm just a dork
Who wants to see more movies like Bloodsport