COMMAND PERFORMANCE (Dolph Lundgren, 2009)

[Warchild]

If i want to see funbags i'll just watch a Jean Claude van damme movie, almost every movie he makes there is almost always funbags to watch, i don't feel comfortable to watch a movie with family if i know there is sex scenes, almost every Dolph movie, i can watch it with family because there isn't much nudity or none.

[Krom]

Trailer released on IGN with Dolph's endorsement.
http://uk.media.dvd.ign.com/media/035/0 ... ids_1.html

Great!!!

[dolphage]

head to the Catholic Church to do some repenting

evegotbet, I am sincerely and in all friendship asking you to separate and leave religion out of this board's discussions, nothing against you, just the way it has to be in all fairness to respect everybody. That's the last time I warn you. So you welcomed to be here and participate as long as you leave religion and preaching out of it.

I've been waiting for that for a while. I think evegotbet is entertaining (and scary), but the same rules have to apply to everybody.

If i want to see funbags i'll just watch a Jean Claude van damme movie, almost every movie he makes there is almost always funbags to watch, i don't feel comfortable to watch a movie with family if i know there is sex scenes, almost every Dolph movie, i can watch it with family because there isn't much nudity or none.

That's terrible, you like DL movies because they're so tame? Now I feel bad for Dolph. Don't get me wrong, watching sex scenes with your mom in the room is excruciating, but it was a couple of years since I watched a film with my mother so we're not in the same situation, you and I. I DO remember it though...

Also, if you don't like funbags that's fine , I for one am a very big fan of them and I want to see them as much as possible; in movies, in real life, on the news, on serious political debate shows. They make everything better and more interesting. They have magical powers.

[Mosquito]

Don't get me wrong, watching sex scenes with your mom in the room is excruciating, but it was a couple of years since I watched a film with my mother so we're not in the same situation, you and I. I DO remember it though...

A few years ago on holidays I watched Body of Evidence with my mom. *That* was weird. *argh*

Yeah, Van Damme films are good, not because of the fun bags but because of his night butt he always insists on shoving into the camera.

[Warchild]

I like watching them funbags , i just don't like watching them in the presence of my father or mother or sisters, my father likes Dolph too, but Jill the ripper is one movie i would never watch with family it's too kinky

[dolphage]

A few years ago on holidays I watched Body of Evidence with my mom. *That* was weird. *argh*

Oh NO! That is NOT the kind of movie you want to watch with your mom!

I like watching them funbags

Thank God, there's hope for you! Warchild has restored my faith in the youth of today!

[Jox]

Before we go back to topic (was glad to hear the BODY OF EVIDENCE story M., am gonna have to finally see that one!) I must crack you guys up and express my oblivious cluelessness but what exactly are funbags?! oh wait i think i got it...

[dolphage]

what exactly are funbags?!

Unfortunately noone can be TOLD what "funbags" are, you have to see it for yourself, Neo... (if you take "the red pill" one of the ladies on the forum will take her top off)

[Jox]

Oh gosh is that where it came from Morpheus? No wonder I'm at a loss... I would kill for a pill to be in a reality where that movie never saw the light of day. Sorry for the minute of my bitter and jadedness back to CP!!

[Tom]

Jox I'll give you a clue...Funbags are what Pamela Anderson is most known for.

[Warchild]

Jox I'll give you a clue...Funbags are what Pamela Anderson is most known for.

hehe exactly

[Jox]

Great 4 pages interview with DP Marc Windon for Australian Cinematographer magazine (and also different from the one I did for the site)
http://www.imags.com.au/flipbooks/ac/
(starts page 24)

[Mosquito]

Great 4 pages interview with DP Marc Windon for Australian Cinematographer magazine (and also different from the one I did for the site)
http://www.imags.com.au/flipbooks/ac/

Uah, I gave up before I reached the interview. I hate Flash sites...

[Jox]

Well yeah but sometimes that's the price to pay to get something , at least you can download jpegs of the pages or print it from there.

[Moltisanti]

Finally got my Thai copy of COMMAND PERFORMANCE. Was able to watch it and… I liked it!

It’s a solid low-budget DIE HARD clone. It doesn’t have a lot of “large scale” set pieces, though the massacre of the concert attendees when the terrorists take control is a pretty effective sequence. A lot of the “kills" involve Dolph taking bad guys out one at a time and without a gun. But this leads to some fairly brutal death scenes.

Visually I was impressed with the movie’s appearance. Doesn’t have that DTV Bulgarian feel, thank goodness it's mostly shot using interiors and the bulk of the exteriors were done in Russia. Helps the film look a little more expensive than it actually was.

Wasn’t expecting much from the actor who played the bad guy but he ended up doing a serviceable job. What he lacks in acting skills he makes up for by violently stabbing people in the throat. He does that with gusto!

As for the leading lady who played the pop diva that wants to get drummed by Dolph? Well at least she looks pretty. She might as well be the lost Kardashian sister.

Definitely liked it more than DIRECT CONTACT and it was a better directorial effort than MISSIONARY MAN. Didn’t quite hit the heights of THE MECKANIK. I’d say it’s about on the level of THE DEFENDER. Hope it’s a success for the man.