Dolph on Conan O'Brien's TONIGHT SHOW!!!

[Jox]

OK, I know I just got blown off by a chick this week, and thanks for trying to set me up Mosquito, but that doesn't change my orientation (unless dolphage is actually a hot Swedish girl)!

[Mosquito]

OK, I know I just got blown by a chick this week, and thanks for trying to set me up Mosquito, but that doesn't change my orientation (unless dolphage is actually a hot Swedish girl)!

On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

[dolphage]

OK, I know I just got blown by a chick this week, and thanks for trying to set me up Mosquito, but that doesn't change my orientation (unless dolphage is actually a hot Swedish girl)!

On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

I'm a super hot Swedish chick and my real name is Inga.

Jox, you just got blown by a chick this week? Good for you! Was it Mosquito?

I got blown OFF by a chick this weekend. Bad for me (good for her).

[Jox]

NO i DON't know why Mosquito omitted the off in my quote, because I've NOT been "blown", but "blown OFF" (not quite the same to say the least), as in turned down (so high five dolphage and welcome to the club)!! (bad for me, bad for her because I try to amp my self-esteem and still think she's missing on something)

[dolphage]

Oh, OK. Well, sorry you got turned down, buddy. Women, eh? It's her loss.

"Welcome to the club"? I've been rejected by women for at least fifteen years now... But not ALL women (I'm high fiveing myself right now)(that's not a euphemism).

[Jox]

"Welcome to the club"? I've been rejected by women for at least fifteen years now...

That's what I'm saying, welcome to the club! (never thought of you as an Average Frustrated Chump like me)

[dolphage]

That's what I'm saying, welcome to the club! (never thought of you as an Average Frustrated Chump like me)

Oh, believe me, there are plenty of women who can resist my "charms".

Luckily, SOME women have very poor judgment and that's where I come in to the picture!

[Tom]

Thank god for alcohol hey guys? That's my best chick bagging friend.

[Jox]

I'm not huge on booze but it doesn't hurt...

[dolphage]

Thank god for alcohol hey guys? That's my best chick bagging friend.

I'll drink to that (and I am) (well, not really). Do you mean getting the chick drunk or getting yourself drunk? Or a combination?

I'm not huge on booze but it doesn't hurt...

When I was a kid I used to drink like it was going out of fashion, but these days I take it easy. ("easy" is relative, though).

[Tom]

Thank god for alcohol hey guys? That's my best chick bagging friend.

I'll drink to that (and I am) (well, not really). Do you mean getting the chick drunk or getting yourself drunk? Or a combination?

I'm not huge on booze but it doesn't hurt...

When I was a kid I used to drink like it was going out of fashion, but these days I take it easy. ("easy" is relative, though).

Drunk chicks find me funnier and more attractive than sober chicks. Why? I don't know.

I don't drink much myself, very rarely. That's mostly cause I'm too cheap.

[Jox]

[dolphage]

My heroes! Two tall guys with huge heads.

I like it.

[riotgirl77]

The clip is off NBC's site and Youtube...argh (damn NBC/Comcast/GE whatever! lol)...

If anyone has the clip saved and is willing to send it (zipped up, in mp4 or avi format whatever)...please PM me

[Jox]

I think I have it but not sure, will check it out and PM you, remind me if I forget (going to sleep now).