SHARKNADO 5: GLOBAL SWARMING (Anthony C. Ferrante, 2017)

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Re: SHARKNADO 5: GLOBAL SWARMING (Anthony C. Ferrante, 2017)

Postby Jox on 07 Aug 2017, 22:17

TEMIRLAN wrote:no, it's just a parody movie. it wouldn't hurt his career.

That's not what I meant, I don't really care about that (I almost wish he wasn't so much in demand these days actually).
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Re: SHARKNADO 5: GLOBAL SWARMING (Anthony C. Ferrante, 2017)

Postby thegoon4eto on 07 Aug 2017, 22:52

Um ... what is going on here? It's really hard to believe that Dolph is associated with this thing. I mean, it's really hard to watch the trailer, let alone the whole movie, let alone 4 movies before that to get to Sharknado 5, and now he is being set up as one of the main roles in part 6?

Also, Asylum are known for making mockbuster movies. Appereantly, this is a mockbuster role for Dolph. A time traveler from the future. Aka, the talk of him being Cable. Next year comes out Deadpool 2 with Cable, and Sharknado 6 will be next year for sure. So yeah.
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Re: SHARKNADO 5: GLOBAL SWARMING (Anthony C. Ferrante, 2017)

Postby Jox on 08 Aug 2017, 11:00

Given how fast the twists seem to happen in these flicks, they can still not use Dolph in the next film or ditch him early, and I hope he will be too busy with CREED II or something else to accept a lead role in SHARKNADO 6...
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Sharknado 6

Postby khurram112 on 12 Aug 2017, 19:16

Will Dolph Lundgren be the lead along with Ian Ziering in the fifth sequel :?:

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Re: Sharknado 6

Postby bomaz on 12 Aug 2017, 20:10

Well, let's put this idea under a rug, let it sleep 10 or 20 years, and never think about it. If the D man has to be in a post apocalyptic film, let's hope for a supporting part in an hypothetical Mad Max 5.
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Re: SHARKNADO 5: GLOBAL SWARMING (Anthony C. Ferrante, 2017)

Postby Tom on 13 Aug 2017, 12:11

I don't mind these movies to be honest. Just as goofy time-passers. I kind of enjoy seeing just how ridiculous they can be in places. They're hugely popular too. As far as these ludicrously title monster films go, nothing has hit pop culture quite like Sharknado. It certainly hasn't hurt this Ziering guy to lead the franchise, although if I were him I would be feeling nervous because there's potentially the prospect that Dolph may be fancied to lead the franchise, and in terms of starpower and personality, he'd be the biggest star in the show. Ziering would be phased out.

From Dolph's perspective, he's done far worse, be it Shark Lake, Hijacked, the Baywatch knock off which I can't even remember the title of. Further more, it's possible that he'd earn more money leading a Sharknado film that he might from doing 2-3 turds like Shark Lake. It's a TV avenue more so than film too as they're basically made for TV/Streaming. In a weird way he could give the franchise more credibility. I'd sooner see him do more like Don't Kill It for sure, but if he's doing things just for money, he's better off doing Sharknado than Shark Lake.

At the same time he's got the prospect of another Expendables, Aquaman (which could lead to a sequel, and appearences in a Justice league films), potentially back in Arrow?? Creed 2 as well (hopefully).
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Re: SHARKNADO 5: GLOBAL SWARMING (Anthony C. Ferrante, 2017)

Postby shooby on 13 Aug 2017, 12:51

Tom wrote:the Baywatch knock off which I can't even remember the title of.

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Re: SHARKNADO 5: GLOBAL SWARMING (Anthony C. Ferrante, 2017)

Postby Tom on 13 Aug 2017, 14:13

Lol. That was it. I knew it was something stupid. ha ha.
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Re: SHARKNADO 5: GLOBAL SWARMING (Anthony C. Ferrante, 2017)

Postby Jox on 15 Aug 2017, 12:24

A French review that sums up how I feel about these movies and the cynicism of their utter "whoring":
http://www.onrembobine.fr/critiques/cri ... -swarming/
Le soucis principal avec Skarknado 5 (et le 4, le 3 et le 2), c’est qu’il est issu d’une démarche qui consiste à vouloir faire bouffer volontairement de la merde au public. Il n’y a aucun désir de faire bien derrière cette manigance à grande échelle, mais la volonté d’essayer de flatter les instincts des spectateurs avides de navets pour engranger un maximum de profit.

Un sommet de putasserie qui fait du nul pour faire du nul sans respecter ni son sujet ni son public.


SHARK LAKE may be somewhat worse (and that's up for debate) but I find the approach and mindset behind stuff like the SHARKNADO movies far worse and degrading. Sure you can make trashy ridiculous and fun movies but these are done in the worst, brainwashed, tasteless way... And a lot of our Twitter/Instagram pop culture is going in that direction which I find horrendous (and closer to the mindset of reality TV than in the tradition of B movies). 20 years ago you had stuff like FROM DUSK TILL DAWN at least.

But like I said Dolph's schedule in the next 6 months with MALEVOLENCE and CREED II might not allow him to make more than a short cameo in "f*%**¨*" SHARKNADO 6 (seemingly shooting at the same time as the Drago return)... I know he's done IN THE NAME OF THE KING 2 and a lot of stuff he's not into these past few years, but I don't see Dolph happily lead a SHARKNADO sequel. They can easily get rid of him in the beginning.

Tom wrote:potentially back in Arrow??

Wasn't his character killed in the last episode of the 5th season? (have yet to painfully watch the last 3 he was in)
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Re: SHARKNADO 5: GLOBAL SWARMING (Anthony C. Ferrante, 2017)

Postby Tom on 15 Aug 2017, 23:52

The only thing I remember reading in Arrow is that his character was quite interesting and seen in flashback. I guess if he's been killed off that's a dead end, although we've this genre, you never know. Maybe if they run dry of ideas they'll have Dolph back from the dead.
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Re: SHARKNADO 5: GLOBAL SWARMING (Anthony C. Ferrante, 2017)

Postby Jox on 16 Aug 2017, 10:24

Yeah his role is good and he stands high above the other charisma-lacking actors, the show is tedious and painful to watch though...
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Re: SHARKNADO 5: GLOBAL SWARMING (Anthony C. Ferrante, 2017)

Postby Jox on 27 Aug 2017, 19:32

This thing has a soundtrack score album available for download
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B074NQY7GM/
http://filmmusicreporter.com/2017/08/18 ... -released/

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Track Listing
1. Sharkoglyphics 1:26
2. The Call 2:20
3. The Secret 1:34
4. Shark Cave 5:24
5. Helicopter Rescue 1:56
6. London Bridge 2:13
7. Fight! 4:40
8. Make Fin Great Again 1:27
9. Parliament Sharks 1:36
10. Mustache Blimp 1:32
11. The Vortex 3:26
12. The Sisterhood 2:27
13. Sydnado 3:00
14. Jesus in Rio 5:45
15. When in Rome 2:55
16. Thank You Pope! 3:43
17. Sharkzilla 5:38
18. Safarinado (Eliza Swenson) 1:30
19. Nothing Left to Lose 5:01
20. End of Times 3:25
21. Fin's Lament 2:47
22. Semper Paratus 2:12
23. Sharknado Rhapsody (Global Swarming Version) (Quint) 2:41
24. Agent Double Uh-Oh (Hawk Theme) (Geno Lenardo & Ryan T Hope) 3:00
25. The Broken (Hawk Theme) (New Day Dawn) 3:23
Total Album Time: 75:01

And for something that claims to be low budget (don't think it is anymore) it seems it could afford a full orchestra recording.



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Coaching @Dolph_Lundgren through the intricate Shakespearean themes and nuances for his role in #Sharknado5 - reairing today at 5 on @syfy!

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Re: SHARKNADO 5: GLOBAL SWARMING (Anthony C. Ferrante, 2017)

Postby Jox on 04 Oct 2017, 11:48

The US Blu-ray (not DVD) is packed with special features:
Audio Commentary
Making of
Anatomy of a Sharknado ending
Cameos: The Faces of Sharknado 5
VFX Before and After
Deleted and Alternate Scenes
Gag Reel

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For some reason it's not on Amazon and available from DVDempire, Best Buy, Walmart, Fry etc.
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