MFS wrote:New TV spot! I think ... no wait, I'm pretty sure. And Dolph has a line in it, hurray!![]()
http://www.ugo.com/movies/expendables-tv-clip-exclusive
Yeah it's new!! The TV spots are so badass!!
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MFS wrote:New TV spot! I think ... no wait, I'm pretty sure. And Dolph has a line in it, hurray!![]()
http://www.ugo.com/movies/expendables-tv-clip-exclusive
Jox wrote:Much better than the previous ones but I'm getting tired of the Arnold/Bruce scene. They're ruining it, by the time you see the complete scene in the theater the magic will be gone because they've been capitalizing on it in every trailer and TV spot
Jox wrote:That's awesome dude!
Nathan wrote:Hmm shit!! It's so surreal seeing Dolph up next to Stallone etc etc in like...mainstream view!! Before you had to look in the deepest, darkest corners of the video store in the back alley to find his movies, now he's towering above the cars in the city centre. Those posters are so sweeeeeeeet Dragonrage....
MFS wrote:New TV spot! I think ... no wait, I'm pretty sure. And Dolph has a line in it, hurray!![]()
http://www.ugo.com/movies/expendables-tv-clip-exclusive
Jox wrote:Much better than the previous ones but I'm getting tired of the Arnold/Bruce scene. They're ruining it, by the time you see the complete scene in the theater the magic will be gone because they've been capitalizing on it in every trailer and TV spot
1. One bad guy must be dispatched via rocket launcher. The victorious hero must then say "I'm just getting fired up!" Or "Give pieces a chance." Or "Don't blow your stack. Let me."
2. At some point, one of our heroes has to endure horrendous torture at the hands of the bad guys. The means of torture can include water-boarding, electric shock, or some sort of wild, feral beast with gnashing teeth. The hero must suffer, bravely.When asked if he gives up, must respond "I'll see you in Hell." The torture scene should not be confused with a deathtrap scene. This isn't that kind of movie.
3. Heroes should scowl or smirk. Bad guys should scowl or smirk. When these expressions occur exactly is the difference between hero and bad guy.
4. Cigars must be chomped.
5. The body oil budget must be equal to the ordnance budget.
6. Knife fight!
7. There has to be a scene where our heroes reverently lock, load, and secure weapons to their bodies.
8. The main bad guy must A) have a beard and B) have an accent that faintly recalls Latin America, The Middle East, and Russia.
9. An ally of the action team, who provides a service but does not engage in combat, has to bark "Because you're the best of the best."
10. One of the heroes must outrun a fireball.
11. Wounded, one hero has to say "Go on without me!"
12. Stallone's veins must throb, as if magma courses through them.
13. One of the heroes has to yell "Get out of there, now!"
14. When a bad guy is shot, he should just fall down. His chest needs to explode into a mushroom cloud of wet, red confetti.
15. The plan must be crazy. So crazy, it just might work. Also: suicidal.
Jox wrote:"15 Things I Expect From The Expendables"
Jox wrote:Lionsgate Foursquare Promotion for The Expendables
http://www.scrink.com/2010/07/04/lionsg ... pendables/
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