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by **dolphage** on 13 Aug 2007, 19:24

Check these out. Facts about Dolph.

hxxp://www.sportal.se/sport/fightnytt/ovrigt/58096

You can copy/paste the above adress, just change the x:s to t:s (http//www.sportal......)

(that procedure should be common knowledge by know, but you never know... there could be some "Seagal fans" on here... and they ain´t too bright...)

by **The_Canadian** on 13 Aug 2007, 19:57

Umm... do I redeem myself if I say that I only like Seagal's theatrically released films?

by **Jox** on 13 Aug 2007, 21:11

I think I saw that somewhere already...

I hope it's not gonna turn like with Chuck Norris who's become such an easy target for any goof...

You can copy/paste the above adress, just change the x:s to t:s (http//www.sportal......)

just curious why wouldn't you just put the correct link, it's not like you're posting your own private email address?!

by **Rover** on 13 Aug 2007, 21:18

I think they took some Chuck Norris facts and just changed the name to Dolph, because most of them sound familiar to me...too bad they didn't invented new facts. It would be fun if Dolph became a sort of legend like Chuck, maybe his movies would get more attention

oh, and...what's wrong with being a Seagal fan? Nah, just kidding

by **Geoff** on 14 Aug 2007, 10:39

Oh dear its all gone Chuck.

They did make me smile tho (as they always do)

The dark is affraid of Dolph. lol

by **dolphage** on 14 Aug 2007, 19:23

Umm... do I redeem myself if I say that I only like Seagal's theatrically released films?

oh, and...what's wrong with being a Seagal fan? Nah, just kidding

There´s nothing wrong with being a Seagal fan. I go on the Seagal forums and talk smack about Dolph Lundgren! (No, I don´t. Just kidding.)

The concept is, of course, the exact same thing as the "Chuck Norris facts". Might even be the exact same quotes, I wouldn´t know.

But still, Chuck Norris is, as Rover points out, a living legend and Sly and Arnold get made fun of as soon as they open their mouths. It´s part of being a celebrity and even more so part of being an action star. To me it´s good to see that DL is a big enough deal that people go through the trouble of satirizing him.

PLUS... most of these facts are actually true!

As for the link:

Even though I didn´t direct link to any image/file but rather an article there are peolpe who, still, get cranky when they get a lot of traffic from the same place. I don´t want to get the bestest and most awesomest forum on the web in any trouble. (...or would I?!)

by **dolphage** on 14 Aug 2007, 19:35

Just found some more ones. Probably just ripped off Chuck Norris facts but still...

hxxp://skin.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=937113975

by **Mosquito** on 14 Aug 2007, 20:52

dolphage wrote:Even though I didn´t direct link to any image/file but rather an article there are peolpe who, still, get cranky when they get a lot of traffic from the same place. I don´t want to get the bestest and most awesomest forum on the web in any trouble. (...or would I?!)

Hm, really? I'm usually happy when I realise that people link to this forum or any of my other pages (and not directly to any photos of course).

And no worries: this is a very exclusive (AKA small) circle of friends. We don't generate tons of traffic. ;-)

by **Rover** on 14 Aug 2007, 21:06

Probably just ripped off Chuck Norris facts but still...

Yes they are...check out this website, you can find all of them here: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com

by **Geoff** on 15 Aug 2007, 10:22

Still funny more than anything. Bit of lighthearted nonsense.

by **Mosquito** on 15 Aug 2007, 11:36

I've just returned from a computer geek camp and there was a guy with a Chuck Norris Fact T-Shirt. ;-)

(among hundreds of other people with funny computer shirts). We should produce Dolph fan shirts. Are there any out there?

by **Rover** on 15 Aug 2007, 17:08

It is the only Dolph shirt I've ever seen: http://www.t-shirts.com/printed/default.asp?sid=284312560555&cmd=detail&type=E&item_id=27358
Printing some of your own could be a good idea, but would it be legal to sell them on the net?

by **dolphage** on 15 Aug 2007, 18:27

Hm, really?

Yes, really

And no worries: this is a very exclusive (AKA small) circle of friends. We don't generate tons of traffic. Wink

Fine, I´ll stop doing it

Hm, really?

YES!! REALLY!!

It is the only Dolph shirt I've ever seen: http://www.t-shirts.com/printed/default ... m_id=27358

That is a cool shirt. There should be a black and white Dolph Punisher shirt to. ANd a he man one. ANd a GR 13 one.

Hm, really?

Really really!

by **Geoff** on 15 Aug 2007, 21:59

Great idea - anyone know who prints em??

by **Jox** on 15 Aug 2007, 23:49

There's used to be some t-shits selling on ebay with quotes like "so what I like Dolph Lundgren" or something, now I wish I got one... I got a genuine publicity t-shirt of Red Scorpion that says "let's kick some ass!"

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